Dave Barry

@rayadverb

Classic ’99: Is your kid’s new best friend named “Bessie”? Be very afraid.
Classic ’99: State of vida loca
Classic ’99: Welcome to Miami-Dade, the state of insanity
The grammar, it tends to slip after drinking a giraffe or two
Dave Barry’s Year in Review: Is there anything good we can say about 2018?
Class of ’99, please don’t pull our plugs too eagerly
Classic ’98: Ho-ho-ho and a bottle of rum